Name: Ramsey Cassius Goyle
Parents: Gregory Goyle and Daphne Greengrass
Blood: pure-blood
Birthday: June 2nd
House and year: Fifth year Slytherin
Family & HomeIt's pretty much acknowledged by most all of Ramsey's relatives that, despite his mother's insistence to the contrary, he was dropped on his head as a baby. Ramsey himself doesn't particularly mind that he's at odds with his family. They're a boring lot anyway, and really, he has much more interesting things to do with his time than try to get along with a bunch of prissy fools. Like figure out how in the world he's going to clean up the kitchen this time before his parents come home.
As stated, Ramsey doesn't really get along with his family. He has little interest in social networking (well, outside of bribing littles with food, but that's not really the same thing at all), and spends most of his free time messing about in the kitchen when he's at home. This works out fine, since no one else is really likely to go in there anyway (it's the house elf's domain, after all), so he's mostly free to do his own thing without fear of parental chastisement.
Ramsey's brother, like his parents, is an iffy subject. When they were (very) little they were much closer (Dorian's first act of magic was fixing one of Ramsey's toys after Ramsey broke it – Ramsey was crying! Dorian had to do something!), now they are bitter enemies. No one is sure how this happened, but it likely has something to do with their clashing personalities and interests.
Friends & SchoolRamsey makes friends easily, being amicable and tolerant of most all sorts, with the exception of the ignorant and those he deems to be snobby, conservative prisses. If he wanted that he would have just stayed home and not bothered with school. As it is, Ramsey is quite glad to be at school. He's bright enough in those subjects that interest and intrigue him (namely Potions and Herbology), and more than willing to expend the extra effort to do well at them, even if it means hitting the books on a frequent basis. Unfortunately, he's pretty dismal in those subjects he finds dull and useless (Divination, History of Magic, Astronomy), and careless in those he doesn't feel strongly about (everything else).
Likes, Dislikes, Tendencies, & HabitsMuch to his family's dismay, Ramsey is very keen on being a self-made man, dreaming of one day achieving world domination via amazing cooking – or something like that. He is forever coming up with ambitious get-rich-quick schemes which usually start out quite successfully, but he rarely sees them all the way through to the end – not because he hasn't got the patience, but rather because he's come up with something even better and more fantastic. Also, he sometimes gets so deep into some of his schemes that really doesn't have any way out, which has proved disastrous on more than one occasion in the past.
Despite his friendly, tolerant nature, Ramsey very much belongs in Slytherin. In addition to being stock full of ambition, Ramsey is one manipulative, scheming, sneaky, sarcastic kid. He might not say nasty things to your face (unless he thinks you're dumb enough he can get away with it, or your name is Dorian, though isn't that the same thing?), but he never bothers to pull his punches when he's ragging on someone behind their backs.
SexualityStraight as an arrow. He hasn't had much of a chance to try anything, though, hey, girls! If given a chance, Ramsey would very much be interested in investigating that, oh yeah.
LooksBrown hair and eyes, with a pale and freckled complexion and a beanpole body (though a bit stocky around the middle), Ramsey currently stands at 5'8". He's plain and average-looking, having inherited his father's wide, flat nose and thick eyebrows.
AuthorityYes indeed. Ramsey is very excited about his newly-awarded prefect status! He enjoys helping younger students, particularly lost little Muggle-borns, and it's something he's been doing voluntarily since second year. The badge just means it's now official.
QuidditchRamsey joined the Slytherin team as a Beater in his fourth year and firmly refuses to acknowledge the fact that he's playing the same position his father once held. Years of stirring up concoctions in the kitchen and tormenting his brother have left him with a strong arm, excellent hand-eye coordination, a sound sense of balance, and a very interesting interpretation of the phrase "fair play." Ramsey loves Quidditch, though he does regret the fact that being on the team means he can't sell shish-kebabs in the stands when Slytherin is playing.
Three Things1. For reasons unknown, Ramsey's friends call him RAT. Ramsey will tell people that this stands for Radically Awesome Tea-boy, but Dorian will insist it's actually Randy Arse Tickler. Or Repugnant Arse-faced Twat. In case it was not clear, they are not close, the Goyle brothers.
2. Ramsey was (probably) to blame for the Great Sandbag War of 2019. How was he supposed to know that barricades and offensive measures weren't permitted in that particular Defense lesson? Snape is clearly an old crudgemudgeon out to opress creative thinking, bah.
3. Though he'll rag on Dorian right along with the rest when hanging with the half-bloods and Muggle-borns, Ramsey won't tolerate another pure-blood badmouthing his brother. He's gotten into one or two fights over the years because of this.

PB: Barrett Oliver